Me: well I've seen the Swedish version and it was good except...
Me: it has this really disturbing RAP scene
Mom: oh shit
: :puts hands up like she's a thug::
Mom: is jay z in this?
Me: I meant rape
Me: I slur my words when I get nervous
Me: this whole bang look is different. It's kinda cute though
Mom: you look about 4
Me: I was aiming for 70s sultry
Mom: you're a sultry 4 year old then
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed...– Mark Twain (via imma-be-motivated)