It’s my Mommys birthday & new years eve :) yay
I moved 120 patio stones today. BY MY BAD ASS SELF. seriously, come at me BRA.
very very occasionally(because even though I’m in my 20’s my family does not like me drinking), when my mother is either
a) super annoyed with me and/or wants me to shut up
b) very worried about me,
she tells me to go get a hot shower and then she’ll have a glass of wine waiting for me.
Tonight my entire family is making multiple mixed drinks FOR ME, when I never asked.
I feel like I’m at a frat party, I’m getting so much alcohol thrown at me.
You know it’s bad when your family is trying to get you wasted.